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[–] FireWire400 78 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] quixotic120 27 points 2 months ago

As if he only has one house

[–] anus 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't get too excited, there's insurance for houses

[–] locahosr443 31 points 2 months ago

I just hope insurance is one of the many things he doesn't believe in

[–] FireWire400 16 points 2 months ago

But it's a huge inconvenience to him at best anyways

[–] lefixxx 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni 2 points 2 months ago

Exactly what I was thinking of. 🤣

[–] MissJinx 4 points 2 months ago

That's his god fucking him up