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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] chemical_cutthroat 50 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

Don't worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

[–] nieminen 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't tell if it's sarcasm, or if you're super misguided....

[–] chemical_cutthroat 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

[–] Masta_Chief 3 points 1 week ago

What a sentence

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