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Not all chainsaws (midwest.social)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Schal330 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Chainsaws were originally used to assist in childbirth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

is this about symphysiotomy...?

The crude chainsaw was designed to aid and speed up the process of symphysiotomy (widening the pubic cartilage) and the removal of disease-laden bone.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bringing this back is part of new GOP Healthcare plan.