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[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your own fault for going to major tourist hot spots.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Goes to shittiest parts of country

Complains country is shitty

Can't explain that.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago

be tourist

go to spots that specifically cater to tourists

it sucks

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

If you come to America for your vacation and go to Detroit, that's your own fault.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That comparison doesn't really fly, Detroit isn't really a tourist hotspot. Florida would fit the bill better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The user I was replying to said the shittiest part of the country. I debated between Florida and Detroit, but Florida at least has decent scenery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Fair enough. At least Florida has some people that watched '80's tv believing it's a glamorous place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So you mean greece is a tourist hotspot?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Huge part of their GDP yeah

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do we know they went to tourist area?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"streets crammed with tourists"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

OK columbo, I think you solved the case

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey I visited America on vacation and went to Detroit as part of it. Went to a nice little gritty strip joint off 8 mile. I got my picture taken with a porn actress. We even managed to leave with our tires still on and no bullets to extract. 10/10.

Vacations should be about the experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Exactly. Don't just go hit the major tourist attractions, go find something cool.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or people complaining that Yellowstone is too crowded or NYC is too expensive.

There are a ton of great places here, and if everyone goes to the same place at the same time, it'll be crowded. There are tons of great places to see here that don't get clogged up with people in the summer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What are places similar to Yellowstone that aren't as crowded? I was thinking of travelling to Yellowstone some day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That depends on what you're looking for. Nothing is exactly the same, but the US has 63 national parks and thousands of state parks.

If you want to see:

  • a geyser - Soda Springs, ID is easier to get to, way less crowded, and really cheap (it's in the middle of nowhere); there are others in Wyoming and Nevada as well
  • Buffalo/American Bison - there's a herd on Antelope island in the Great Salt Lake,, and here are some others, but come in spring or fall to avoid the bugs
  • wild animals in general - pretty much any park or BLM land, just go hiking; we saw some at Glacier, but now that's getting over-crowded
  • hot springs - plenty in Utah, Idaho, and other areas that you can actually go into
  • mountains - Tetons to the south are better, plenty of great options on Colorado, Utah, Washington/Oregon, etc, all with a different feel; I love Bryce Canyon in Utah, for example

Nothing has the exact mix Yellowstone has, but I could say that about any park. I could show you something similar starting in SLC in about a day of driving (about as long as it takes to get into Yellowstone).

We took our kids to Yellowstone, and they hated it so we left early. We took them to Glacier and they loved it and want to go back.

I'm not saying Yellowstone is bad or anything, it's just overcrowded.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thanks :) will research those, the main thing I would have wanted to see is wild animals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

If you go to Yellowstone, you might have animals cross in front of you, but more likely they'll cross like a mile ahead and you'll just be stuck in traffic and not see it.

A lot of people pull off to the side of the road to look at animals a quarter mile away.

If you want to see wild animals, hiking anywhere in north eastern Montana is where I'd go. My brother lives near Glacier National Park and sees bears and moose quite a bit. If you don't want to hike, I recommend Glacier's Going to the Sun Road, just get there early (a little after sunrise) to beat traffic and you'll probably see mountain goats, deer, and some gophers or something (and maybe a bear if your eyes are sharp). It gets packed around 9-10am, but it's gorgeous regardless.

Yellowstone is super cool, don't get me wrong, but it's also incredibly packed with people and everything is far away. Most national parks will have plenty of wild animals, you may need to hike to see them (and go early, they hide more in the middle of the day).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Yellowstone is good if you actually hike and do the physical things. If you only do the geyser paths and driving it is hard to be away from a crowd. And so many idiots trying to get close to wild animals (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Honestly, that's the case for most of the more famous national parks but Yellowstone and Grand Canyon are the ones that get a surplus due to their worldwide fame.

That said I still count it as a place every American should visit and think it's worth a visit. If you really want to reduce the other people, visit in winter but some things may not be available but some other things are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

In my opinion you should still go. There’s really not another part of the country like it and the park is humongous— just expect it to be somewhat crowded at the more popular sites like old faithful. Just talk to a park ranger and ask for rewarding hikes that are less traveled. Yosemite is the same way. Obviously try not visit during a popular vacation date if possible. Leave no trace and don’t approach a buffalo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Also most likely goes at the most crowded time for some reason.

Idk if I'm just lucky but even what are supposed to be super busy touristy things I've mostly been able to see among fairly chill/ no crowds. And this includes Rome, Venice, Jerusalem, Istanbul, Berlin, Amsterdam among others, and in most of these visits to their respective cultural/ architectural/historical hotspots.

Like literally just go in April or early October I guess. Or like at night. Something like this.