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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There’s still time for SpaceX to do the right thing and load him in the next starship launch next week

[–] edg 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like the end of Gravity's Rainbow.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 week ago

Or the beginning of Planet Hulk.

[–] Chainweasel 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I say strap him to the outside before they launch instead of putting him inside, preferably against the heat shield.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's important to get empirical evidence of what happens if you strap a man to a rocket. Theoreticals are nice, but hard data is what makes science progress.

[–] Gammelfisch 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Indeed, launch Leon's ass to Mars. He can take Putin's Sock Puppet with him and sell Tesla's.