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[–] Donkter 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about if the mushy banana is rotting? How bad does it have to rot to start to do something to your asshole?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, it takes a long time until a banana isn't good for eating anymore. It should be shit out long before that.

In areas where bananas are native people often eat them when they're more or less liquid.

[–] Shard 10 points 1 week ago

In areas where bananas are native people

Well... Multiverse theory confirmed then...

[–] trolololol 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you high on bananas?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They call him "Mellow Yellow"

[–] bdot 1 points 1 week ago

quite rightly

[–] Darrell_Winfield 9 points 1 week ago

I've dug poop out of buttholes with my (fortunately not bare) hands that are rock solid. Even the most unripe banana will pass with a good drink of water and a bit of effort.