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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Risky move if you're taking on an Ice Dragon... it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

[–] Entropywins 6 points 1 week ago

Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me...