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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 3 days ago

Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Haha that's cute! That's where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.

Behold! A monument to American Gluttony!