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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Explain how we are malnourished when ONE burger contains EVERY food group. You can't.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

vitamin deficient

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's what we got flintstone gummies for bruh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

flintstone gummies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins

They feature vitamins in the shapes of the Flintstones characters: Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Dino, and The Great Gazoo.

For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.

The [email protected] people should be using Betty as their mascot.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You put Fred Flinstone in your mouth? Sounds kind of gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Putting any of the Flintstone family in your mouth makes you strong. Those guys were real Americans who picked themselves up by their bootstraps.