this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I used to work with a guy that (like clockwork) after every break would come back sneezing and sniffling and he never stopped moving. We all knee what was going on, but noone ever said anything because he got so much done during those 30 mins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, from an employer's perspective a blind eye might be the best policy for this sort of thing.

[–] Tyfud 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Not from a liability standpoint though.

[–] TwoBeeSan 10 points 5 days ago

What's that? This food ain't gonna prep itself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, 9 out of ten corporate lawyers probably recommend the no coke in bathroom sign from that standpoint...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Hey, how was I to know they were doing coke in the bathroom? It's against policy, and I don't peep at people in the bathroom.

Boom, plausible deniability secured.

[–] someguy3 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I used to do coke, until a took an arrow to the knee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I used to smoke weed.
I still do, but I used to, too.