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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] AtariDump 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/3u04LYvGQjw?si=FiveGuysOff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Love Hank Green. :)

And yeah, as someone who tends to look at calories before ordering to get the best value per dollar (more calories per dollar), this makes complete sense to me. Also, I tend to eat out with my whole family (5 of us), so I think more in terms of the total bill than individual orders since we can share fries or whatever. But given Hank's reaction, this apparently isn't how most people approach it.