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When I was 13, I found out my dad had mistress. I said I'd rat him out to mom if he didnt buy me an account on some porn sites.

He didnt want to give me access to porn even under the threat of exposure, SO we compromised on buying me an account on a hentai site which he didn't count as ‘real porn.'

I accidentally left the hentai site open on the family computer one night and my mom found it at some point after I went to sleep.

Since the content was being paid for, she apparently thought my dad was using it. The next day, our Google search history was full of stuff like "help my husband is watching cartoon porn’ and "is it normal for men to like cartoon porn’.

Dad took the rap for the hentai without complaint because the alternative was admitting that he bought porn for his 13 year old son to cover up his extramarital affair.

End of the story? Nope.

A few years later I happen to be going through my parents’ closet for something when I stumble upon a bunch of cosplay shit: a Hatsune Miku thing, a meido costume and a school uniform based on Haruhi. Along with neon colored wigs and assorted anime inspired accessories like cat ears + tail.

So apparently my mom accepted that dad had a fetish for anime chicks and has been doing her best to satiate his lust for 2d, and poor dad who has no fetish for 2d whatsoever (pleb), has to play along or allow the entire web of lies to collapse.

tldr I ruined my parents marriage with hentai.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Not my dad, but a friend on IRC gave me a login to a paid hentai site when I was 13. Considering it less bad than regular porn is probably a huge mistake, tbh. I'm not trying to shame anyone for their fetishes or anything, but I would have been perfectly happy with boobs and instead got a bunch of comics with fairies having sex with insects.

[–] VindictiveJudge 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it bad that I think I recognized which thing you were talking about?

[–] Glytch 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they're talking about Bondage Fairies. I read it at about the same age.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I had preferred the one with the two teachers, but wow haven't thought about bondage faires in awhile

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same, but I found it on my own. I think someone was trying to groom chaz

[–] Glytch 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why else would someone give a paid porn account to a 13 year old? I legitimately can't think of a non-gross reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was a teenager about two years older who got it from their older brother. Unclear to me if it was shared intentionally or something else. Gross in its own way, perhaps, but not in a grooming way. We met in real life many years later when I happened to be on a work trip near where he lived, had some beers, he showed me around Boston. Nothing untoward happened.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Unclear to me if it was shared intentionally or something else

Huh? How could it have been unintentionally shared?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Older brother has account, manage to steal credentials, login with them, share with bros

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

If they are lucky it was another 13 year old that stole the password from a post-it note, best case scenario.

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