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[–] JiveTurkey 59 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Here I am wondering how people afford to shop at Nordstrom while also being annoyed by the consumerism bullshit that is a blight on us all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

We don't have to solve every problem at all times. We are certainly allowed to narrow our focus here, from "everything that has ever sucked" to "enact universal healthcare now".

Let's keep our eyes on that ball.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have one thing from there.

A company branded sweatshirt.

When I got hired they sent me the catalogue and said “pick something”, and I went “surely not, no, this is far too expensive for the one time I’ll wear it..” and they said “you need something for twice yearly meetings with the ceo, so just pick something.. ok?”

And so I got the absolute loudest (that I liked) multicolored zip front hoodie I could find and those bitches paid to have that shit embroidered with a logo nobody cares about or recognizes, and now I have a ridiculous sweatshirt that’s much higher quality than it deserves to be but cost THREE HUNDRED FUCKING FREEDOM DOLLARS, and thus occasionally gets worn even tho I don’t work there anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I felt the same way about having to buy a suit for my sister's wedding. The bridesmaids will be able to wear those dresses again they're nice dresses and they don't obviously scream wedding, but when am I going to wear the suit again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Wait, what? Usually the complaint is the other way around. A suit can be worn time and time again, in all kinds of occasions.

Just curious, how does your suit scream wedding?

I've used the suit I bought for my wedding countless times, just ditched the embroidered vest.

[–] friend_of_satan 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying that only poor people hate consumerism? Rejecting consumerism is an indirect way to gain wealth though frugality.

[–] JiveTurkey 3 points 2 days ago

Nope. I agree with you.

[–] aceshigh 3 points 2 days ago

They’re in debt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Homes, medical treatment, and financial stability are all a lot more expensive than bougie consumer products.

And while the average american can usually figure out how evil the oligarchy is, thinking through solutions and actions is a much bigger ask for the average american.