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Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve (newsthump.com)
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[–] snekerpimp 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It Christmas Ayve, then Christmas Eve, then Christmas ive, ove, and uuve.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

🎶I like to eve eve eve

Christmas and New Year's Day🎵