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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Don we now, our happy apparial!"

[–] theangryseal 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bro it was right there.

“Don we now, our hay apparel!”

[–] brlemworld 2 points 1 month ago

"Dom me now, on a homosexual barrel!"