this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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So, you mean I can get a job if I just move to Alabama, identify as black, and go piss behind a tree in a public park?
I mean, if you consider ~$4.00 an hour a job...
But hey, free housing!
Being locked in a concrete block with no AC in an Alabama summer is not housing.
Better than the current sub minimum wage of $2.13 for tipped jobs.
It's not.
That's ~$4.00 an hour with benefits of food, shelter, and healthcare. They might be the worst of all three you can have, but they're included.
You must not be familiar with Alabama's prisons. AL prisons are a death sentence for hundreds of people a year.
Shh don't tell people. How will they get free slave labor if they need to ~~entrap~~ convince people to commit crimes?
That would land you a sex offender charge, which they probably won't give you work release with. Try murdering a poor person instead, they view that as mostly harmless. (Please don't actually do any of this)