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[โ€“] Crashumbc 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can "guess" at a 3rd of each, but that is it.

[โ€“] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Another solution is to cut both apples in half with one stroke and only eat 3 of the halves.