- The compiler hates you
- The compiler sees nothing wrong with your code and is just giving error messages to look busy
- The compiler was written by a maniac with a semicolon fixation
- The compiler could optimize your code, but it's just not feeling it today
- The compiler wonders why you can't match braces right like your brother does
- The compiler had a torrid affair with a Perl interpreter in 2006
- The compiler likes big butts and cannot lie
- The compiler wants to grow up to be an IDE but hasn't told its parents they need to send it to GUI school yet
- The compiler reads Nazis on Twitter but only to make fun of them
- The compiler works for the Servants of Cthulhu
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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