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[–] General_Effort 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

On a possibly unrelated note. If you were with the NYPD, would you pull strings to be part of that escort? Just a shower thought.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

~~that's a trick question: pigs don't shower~~

i apologize. i'm going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

[–] Dogiedog64 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, they just roll around in their own slop and shit, squealing in ecstasy.

[–] A7thStone 4 points 1 day ago

AKCHULY pigs are very clean animals. Oh wait you meant the cops.

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