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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shitty for porn. Tiny screen.

[–] LittleBorat3 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you want to take a 32inch screen to the bathroom?

[–] SpiceDealer 6 points 2 weeks ago

Challenge accepted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

No but if I'm going to watch porn in the bathroom I'm going to use a laptop or tablet not a little postage stamp phone screen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

More importantly why would you even need a screen in the bathroom? Literally ruins the most basic act of our existence.