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[–] disguy_ovahea 31 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Just keep in mind that the hard, pointed spikes on the outside face up, so you’ll be pulling it out against them.

If you do top first you get the harder part over with, and then have plenty of blood to lubricate the way out.

[–] Soup 22 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It’s a horrific image but it’s the right way to go. You’ll simply never, under any circumstances, make it work the other way.

I mean it won’t work either way but if you don’t fucking die by the end of it at least you could theoretically get patched up.

[–] disguy_ovahea 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The human anus can stretch up to 7 in. (18 cm.) before taking damage.

The average pineapple is 6 in. (15 cm.) in diameter.

You got this.

[–] Shapillon 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kmartburrito 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just taaaaaap it in, just give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo. You got this.

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