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[–] chiliedogg 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My sister said she loved not being told by random creepy dudes at the grocery store that she'd be prettier if she smiled more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

i think most people prefer not being told to be happier.

It's like reverse psychology.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They need something like Invisalign, but they make your teeth appear to be in terrible condition. So, when says that you can smile and scare the shit out of them.

[–] chiliedogg 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's called "American Healthcare" since it doesn't include teeth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

the irony here being, that americans have impossibly good teeth, compared to other european nations...