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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Blöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I'll assume you're correct.