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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago (8 children)

"pheromones is when a lil stinky"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

[–] voracitude 3 points 3 days ago

They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio

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