this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] hOrni 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How bout the Micro Machines guy?

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mmm, it’s not the real thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 1 month ago

Dude could pull.

[–] scutiger 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Our balls can not withdraw his power