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Pavlov and Shrodinger bumped into each other once. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by HoneyMustardGas to c/dadjokes

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It was quite the paradox!

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[–] papalonian 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?

There's something there, I think, but it doesn't land as is.

I sat on it for a while and came up with this:

Pavlov and Schrodinger were flying together to a Thinker's Convention. Their plane lost power and, in effort to make a safe landing, the pilot dumped their cargo.

For citizens below, it was raining cats and dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

nope, still doesn't work

[–] HoneyMustardGas 0 points 14 hours ago

Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger's paradox.