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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Oh hey! It’s my kid’s school!

She’s safe, but holy shit I’ve never been so scared. I feel hollowed out

[–] Supervivens 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah it’s kinda crazy to me. Happened litterally just on the other side of the lake from me only a few miles away.

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