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So after reading the wiki, I believe the most likely successful attempt will be to mate a human with downe syndrome, with a chimpanzee. Let's get on this. I wanna see some atrocities of nature.
Umm, I don't think that's how it works.
The wiki says it's hard with chimps because we have one less chromosome than chimps. Down syndrome: "all my homes got extra chromies". They have an extra chromosome. Ergo: down syndrome + chimp = hybrid chimpmanzee.
Yeah, I don't think that's how chromosomes work
Thats how down syndrome works. Look it up yourself, smart guy. People with down syndrome have 47 chromosomes instead of 46. Chimps have 48, so down syndrome people are one closer, by mutation. That means just one more mutation and we're all set.
Now start work on making a monkeyboy.
Are you really this fucking thick? There's more to genetic compatibility than chromosome count. Otherwise we'd be seeing humanβReeves's muntjac hybrids. Or chimp-gorilla.
Are you seriously this fucking thick? You think I've been serious? Lol
Oh, so you were just being a dick for the sake of being a dick? That's worse bro.
How is it being a dick? Because you got mad?
Because it compares people with down syndrome to chimpanzees, and because it took a good faith serious discussion and made a mockery of it.
Bro, humans are compared to chimpanzees. DNA wise were almost a banana as well. You're getting butthurt on anothers behalf because of the fact that they have an extra chromosome? That's literally what down syndrome is.
Okay, let's make this simple enough for you. Pictures, everybody. Pictures for the man with the mind of a sloth. Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
Ah yes. And the man monkey in the middle! I bet that's what Bigfoot is.