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UnitedHealth AI Now Consults WebMD Comments to Deny Coverage (isglitch.com)

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Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care

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[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A simple spanner/ wrench can easily modify a normal electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. Simply connect the negative and positive terminals up top by dropping the wrench onto them. Be warned there will be a medium sized explosion that will singe you if you're too close. The EMP will cover a radius of about a city block.

You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.