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UnitedHealth AI Now Consults WebMD Comments to Deny Coverage (isglitch.com)

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Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WebMD: "It's cancer."

WebMD comments "Consult a doctor"

UnitedHealth: "Oh, that's cute. You think you can afford to see a doctor. YOU FOOL!!!"

UnitedHealth: "Mwa ha ha ha! They can't shoot sentient AI!"

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.