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[–] thebeardedpotato 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I use the same laptop bag for several trips a year, so I often don’t clear out all the pockets. The other day I realized I’ve been flying back and forth with a lighter I got from Vegas 2 years ago because it was buried at the bottom of a pocket. As for why the hell I had it in my laptop bag in the first place, I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Because it's all nothing but a circus.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

a YouTuber I watch once had a spent bullet casing at the bottom of his bag for YEARS and tsa found it after he went on like 10 flights with it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If that was your carry-on, it probably didn't get flagged because lighters are allowed.