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I actually got an sarcastic "Is this your first time flying?" The last trip I went on because I didn't take some protein bars out of my pockets.
Just reply 'yes'.
Typical rookie mistake. What if you hyper-proteinate while inflight and then became too strong to control, like a protein hulk?
I wonder how often TSA agents actually fly on an airplane. This kind of work bias annoys me, like pushy car salesman trying to make spending 40k in an hour seem like no big deal. Like I understand that people do this everyday, but I don't, so chill out a bit.
Why did it matter? Did it trigger as metal or something?
Protein bars need to go through the allocated scanner.
You can't bring outside food or drink through, unless it's for a baby