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SLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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[–] dual_sport_dork 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

FSLPT: A staggering variety of everyday objects can be used as a weapon if you are sufficiently motivated and/or pissed off.

I am certain, for instance, that I could do someone quite a mischief if I whacked them with my ThinkPad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Hell, I could probably break someone's skull with my brick phone while using strobe mode on the flashlight to disorientate the other party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I was thinking about this when I carried my ThinkPad around

'i could totally fuck someone up with this laptop'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Bluetooth speakers have some weight, and it has a string to swing it for more force. It'd probably crack a skull with a hard enough swing.