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Marcus, from Tottenham, North London, had been enjoying a holiday with his parents when he met a fellow Brit at the same hotel. A holiday fling sparked and the pair spent time together until the girl, also from London, flew back to Britain.

In Dubai, if an adult has a sexual relationship with a person under 18, they can be prosecuted for having a sexual relationship with a minor. The relationship would be legal in the UK.

Marcus and his parents were set to fly back shortly after - but their plans were thrown into chaos when police knocked on their hotel room door. The "terrified" teenager was then reportedly hauled in for questioning without any explanation and held at the Al Barsha Police Station, DID said. He spent three days there, during which time he was not allowed to make a phone call or speak with his parents, it is claimed.

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[–] Woht24 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's fucking Dubai.. Why would you want to go there?

A monument to man's arrogance, literal slaves, rampant misogyny, homophobia Yada Yada. Terrifying laws based on ultra conservative religions. Routinely one of the hottest places in the world and extremely expensive.

Just fucking why?

[–] Tangent5280 1 points 8 hours ago

You just can't get the same calibre of mouth-shitting instagram whores anywhere else.

[–] atempuser23 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That list sounds like a way to remind Brittan of it's glory days, but warm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In its glory days, Britain had plenty of warm spots.

[–] chonglibloodsport 2 points 9 hours ago

Yeah like Jamaica! An infinitely better place to vacation than Dubai.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago

Because for some people those are features.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago

My guess is that the bri'ish family is either composed of rich assholes wanting to show off they're rich, or of scammers that still haven't got caught. Seriously, that city is a magnet for scammers to spend money on.