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[–] ikidd 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Don't you just get that with all small town Texan men?

They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.