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Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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From Florida, of course 😄

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma

She shouldn't be allowed to own a gun in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Because she does drugs? By that standard no one should own a gun.

[–] Zak 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People who currently use drugs illegally are also forbidden from having guns in the USA. Hunter Biden was convicted of the related offense of lying about it on the background check form.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Friendo here in the US you can use ∆8-THC in almost all states, it is legally distinct from ∆9, the kind found in real weed. ∆8 is made through the chemical adulteration of CBD, something that is made from hemp, an industrial crop. Synthetic weed is neither prohibited, nor discouraged in most of the US and can be purchased at gas stations.

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