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Pet crocodile dies after being tossed into Alaska snow during argument between brothers over anime, troopers say (www.wrdw.com)

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[–] Nurse_Robot 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sigh.. I'm so sick of hearing stories like this. When will we get some practical crocodile legislation

[–] Sludgehammer 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sigh… I’m so sick of hearing stories like this. When will we get some practical crocodile legislation

If we legislate crocodiles only bad guys will have crocodiles... and then were will we be?

[–] barnaclebutt 15 points 1 week ago

Well, obviously, every teacher should have a crocodile and proper training.