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[–] lettruthout 222 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“The whole thing has shattered my psyche if I’m being honest. I tried to schedule an extra session with my therapist, but my insurance wouldn’t cover it...

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

If the shooter does get caught, I hope this is part of his defense