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Anon loves his sister (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Nah, trust me, you don't want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.

I'd rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that'd be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).

[–] 13esq 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Oh really?

😧

Okay maybe I take that back then.

I wish to be the only child.

Genie please grant my wish. 🥺

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's aight. Parents divorced tho

[–] 13esq 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

[–] 13esq 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I can annoy internet strangers.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around

And desert you

(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉

snip snip

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.

[–] Sylvartas 5 points 2 weeks ago

My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

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