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Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.
nothing ever happens.
surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer
I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too
Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.
I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.
Fictional women cannot put pies in drawers, silly.
I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.
I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.
They never leave the drawe
Action figures?
Necrons
By the emperor...!
That was so fine. Top notch.
Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.
That's just responsible pie ownership
You don't?