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Job offer (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233

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[–] proper 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

idk sounds fun

[–] Agent641 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It seems like you tend a bar. How hard could that be?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

SELECT

'Tequila' AS Ingredient0,

'Lime Juice' AS Ingredient1,

'Cointreau' AS Ingredient2,

'Crushed Ice' AS Ingredient 3

FROM

liquor_cabinet

[–] proper 9 points 1 week ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is fully better than "go be a farmer", at least. Not because nobody wants to be a farmer, but because software developers actually grasp what's involved in bartending, and not just a fictional themepark version.