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[–] GuyDudeman 100 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Appropriate time for: “If you see a shoplifter, no you didn’t.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if the shoplifter has a really nice butt?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn't doing anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But like, my silence buys me a solid glance, right?

[–] Wogi 8 points 1 week ago

Don't make it weird man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Absolutly not, your scielence is what a normal person does, the glance is creepy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Meron35 1 points 1 week ago

Then they stole my heart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would never tell, but I wonder if people, employees, take the charge instead of the big corpo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No, it's just budgeted into the prices.