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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).

[–] Bruhh 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just place an entire pillow over your face. Covers your eyes and the lack of air keeps you from getting up.