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1+1= (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] stupidcasey 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Let’s say 1+1=3.

Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

Let’s just say it is for safety.

But sir I don’t think you understand.

Just do it.

Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

[–] SanndyTheManndy 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stresses up, tolerances down, not the reverse, damnit!

[–] Maggoty 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what we did. We stressed it more and dropped its tolerances. We saved a lot of money but the mayor looks really mad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's just because his car is sliding off the bridge into the water... Maybe he'll cheer up after a nice swim?

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