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Gynecologist* joke (i.ibb.co)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 1 week ago

I'd figure surface ones like herpes and crabs would be more likely, though maybe it depends on how sweaty you are and if there's a moist path from that contact point to the opening. Probably practically impossible for male genitalia unless they are resting their junk on an infected surface, though even for female genitalia, I assume they don't rest it right on the seat.