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[–] NounsAndWords 53 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I think the best redirect would be to convince them to "self-pasteurize" their milk. You can make an entire ecosystem of grift products on the best home pasteurizers to avoid harmful toxins or whatever the current buzzword is.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Can't wait to hear some idiot say something like "I never get sick from raw milk. I just put the container in boiling water for a few seconds. So much safer than pasteurized."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"It's not that I'm against vaccines, it's just that I want my body's own antibodies to fight off the virus."

[–] mudmaniac 18 points 1 month ago

Time for killer T cell completion: 10 days. Time for virus to turn your lungs into mush: 4 days.

"Sure thing there buddy! Good luck! Mind if I borrow your lawn mower? I'll get it back to you next time I see you!"

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