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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[–] TropicalDingdong 21 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I still feel the urge to vomit upon detecting the smell of malibu coconut rum.

[–] Lawnman23 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

For me it’s Raspberry Smirnoff.

Oddly enough, I love to eat raspberries…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Funnily enough, my roomate used to drink tons of malibu, but I still drink tons of green apple smirnoff. Smirnoff is literally the only alcohol ive ever had that i would actually claim to like.

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