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I hope this fits in this sub too. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/witchymemes

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Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But creatures of the night often have superior vision..? Bats even have normal day vision.

Ruining jokes since 1984.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was time now!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's not fair!

[–] uservoid1 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kids these days still know how to read, right? I'm sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

[–] flicker 3 points 1 month ago

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.