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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets home from a long day at work (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Treczoks 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Climb up somehow.
Get a broom.
Empty the staircase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get a broom
Empty the staircase
Climb up easily by using the now empty stairs

[–] Treczoks 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That would be the order if he was coming from the top. From the bottom, as photographed, this is a bit more of a problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hands can work as brooms in a pinch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I am used to brooms by the building entrance for use by any tenant. I would never use a broom indoors so i am not liekly to have a broom in my appartment unless i have a big balcony. So for me at least the opposite is true 🫠