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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My professor once asked me about a comment that said "// This is awful and you should feel awful, change this before handing it in. " I had no excuse, I just told him time makes fools of us all.

[–] voracitude 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I had no excuse, I just told him time makes fools of us all.

For that quip, they should've just christened you a developer and handed over your diploma right there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Possibly with some yogurt

[–] qarbone 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Should always slap a TODO on the front. IDEs like Jetbrain will catch those for you, so you can willfully ignore them next time(s).

[–] AA5B 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ideally with a ticket number, so you have some place with all the details and it can be prioritized and scheduled later, or never

[–] surewhynotlem 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

//TODO go through my comments and add the TODO flag

[–] AA5B 3 points 3 weeks ago

//TODO ABC-1234 properly record tech debt

[–] elephantium 2 points 3 weeks ago

willfully ignore them next time(s).

That's a mood.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the difference between academia and actual experience. Senior engineer wouldn't bat an eye for such comment

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's basically what I was told. It worked, I explained the algorithm I was having trouble with, and that I just ran out of time. He didn't deduct any marks or anything, he just said I should make an effort to make comments less self-deprecating.

[–] edgemaster72 7 points 3 weeks ago

I should make an effort to make comments less self-deprecating.

Weird, that's what my therapist keeps telling me too. j/k, I can't afford it or be bothered to go